You're... you're not supposed to be here.
Why have you come to the rear?
Do you expect a sudden "I'm queer"?
Hmm? Why so specific? Nothing... just an irrational fear.
This is where represents me,
there are limits to what I allow you to see.
Parts of me are better off not shown publicly.
Well, some I might if you pay a small fee...
Dear visitor, while your stay is not unwanted,
I must insist that you stay onto pages charted.
So turn around, go back,
and rejoin with the rest of the pack.